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Wear Levis? Sick of those embarrassing ” Your fly is down, please stop hitting on me. ” moments? Then follow these 5 steps to success:

Step 1: Grab your keys.

Step 2: Remove key ring.

Step 3: Place keys in Ziplock bag (Don’t be cheap. A sandwich bag will not seal your keys inside. This will result in lost keys)

Step 4: Thread key ring through the hole in the zipper.

Step 5: Place key ring around the top button followed by the button flap.

Success!

Sometimes you wanna go… where noooobooody knows your naaame, you’re not welcome and seem straange.

“We’ll pick you up… when we fucking feel like it “

Essentially you enter this machine for two dollars, and a fan blows on you.

coming soon.